10) Search engines pretend your website does not exist.
9) No one notices your website has ads.
Everyone knows that the real money is made from click fraud.
7) Relevant ads my butt.
6) Everyone on the web is only looking for a good time.
5) Ad clickers are busy buying stuff from your competitor’s website.
4) Ads? What ads?
3) Everyone knows if you have a website, you are already rich.
2) You never finish any of your webpages.
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